Jordan Splendid's Posts (103)

BIG BOOBS gets you a BIG Discount

The company's adverts showed a line-up of cartoon women in their underwear with the slogan "The whole city is looking for BREASTS".

According to the Qianjiang Evening Post, for some strange reason local people are complaining  after seeing posters advertising discounts for the Trendy Shrimp restaurant at a mall in Hangzhou, 

the restaurant has come under heavy fire because of their controversial advertisements offering discounts to women based on bra size.... seriously lol

I'd throw on a wig with a couple of melons to get 65% discount 

 An A-cup patron scores a 5% discount, while a lady's blessed with G-cups receives a titty-lating 65% discount... so if you're hungry and in the area, ladys you better start stuffing those bras lol...you could never get away with this over here..every social group would come after you...if it was open round it it would of closed down in a week.

is this offensive or just good marketing? 

The posters first appeared on 1st August but they've been taken down...Trendy Shrimp general manager Lan Shenggang defended the special offer by saying

"Once the promotion started, customer numbers rose by about 20%," he said, adding that "some of the girls we met were very proud - they had nothing to hide".

He also mentioned that customers could claim their discounts from the waitresses rather than dealing with male staff, in order to "avoid embarrassment".

Girls with big boobs already get it easy and now they get discounts...if it was owned by a chick do you think there would get as much flack as they are getting now?

Just some harmless funny promotion...it a tough market out there

or

a disgusting example of chauvinistic sexism against women

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Future Pooping with this SEXY TOILET

Finally some SMART Technology I can get behind........get it? behind

Are you tired of sitting on the pot in the morning with the cold seat, looking at your phone,doing your first BM of the day...well the future is here 

Designed for Spanish brand Roca, why have a ugly white crapper in your bathroom when you can have sphere made of tough teflon.

self cleaning inside outside and heated seat what more could you ask for it can be operated completely hands-free so you stay germ free!

forget all these dumb smart products that have no use like an I-Pen or something and get one of these that's actually worth something 

Designer: Zahari Gancheff

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The Solar Paper by Yolk is the thinnest charger on the market  with its two high-efficiency solar panels, the size of your average phone...The Solar Paper  is super thin, thin enough to be used as a bookmark or for those out there who prefer digital books rather than paper use it with your tablet...Solar Paper can harness the atomic power of the sun’s to charge pretty much any device..... need a bit more energy you ask? i know you didnt but this thing has a pretty cool feature with its two-fold design you can add on more panels for the extra boost.... The Solar Paper comes with a hub on the top with a seven-segment LCD panel that measures electrical current.

The device even comes with its own auto-shut and auto-resume feature in case the sunlight gets temporarily obstructed by a cloud or any other object...im gonna pick one of these up you have to admit its pretty handy 

Designer: Yolk

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UPGRADED BACK TO THE FUTURE KICKS


WANT!!!

LOOKS LIKE MARTY MCFLY GOT AN UPGRADE...You have to admit they look pretty cool..high tech innovation from  French–based company Digitsole.Using a crowd funding site Digitsole has raised $50,000 USD Kickstarter goal, and with that hefty bag of money they have created the most high tech,smart shoe ever.

Whats a SMART SHOE? you ask so let me break it down for you kids. Now this is a straight quote from their kickstarter

Leveraging Bluetooth 4.0 connectivity, Digitsole collects precisely accurate activity data through integrated hardware that is sent to your iOS or Android smartphone app for analysis.  

  • THE ENGINE - Located at the back of the shoe, the engine allows the auto-tightening system to function. 
  • TRACKING SYSTEM - By using the latest generation tracking system, we can collect data more accurately than any other wearable. 
  • MOVEMENT SENSORS - To get a complete analysis of your stride, movement sensors detect impact force, fatigue, posture, step size, and more. 
  • ALGORITHMS - By working alongside podiatrists, we've created algorithms that use your data to give a full report on your walking habits. 
  • HEATING - A heat-pad transforms energy from the battery into heat and can be controlled through our app. 
  • THE APP - Simply connect your smartphone and Smartshoe using Bluetooth control all feature via the Digitsole app.

YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THAT’S PRETTY COOL 

There's no price yet but they looking to drop these buy Digisole are planning on launching these at the end of the year and another bonus is that each shoe incorporates an individually rechargeable long-life lithium polymer battery – with an expected battery life of between five hours (heat on) and eight weeks (heat off) which is pretty good, since that was my first thought.

The only problem i have is the Smartshoe logo on the toe...that just kills the design kinda makes it look kinda lame...like kids shoes or those shoes that have the wheels on the heels... i cant remember what their called you know what i mean heelys or something if that wasn't there id be all in since they look like what I already wear now.

They like Tony Stark Jordans

Click HERE to have a look at the kick starter 

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TMZ reports the late great Chester Bennington has committed suicide.

The late Chester Bennington only aged 41, hung himself at his Palos Verdes home near Los Angeles on Thursday 20th July 2017 morning,there are reports from Police officials  that say his body was found just before 9am,The Linkin Park lead singer had a history of drug and alcohol abuse

His suicide came on the day of his late friend Chris Cornell's birthdayHe sang for the crowd of mourners at Cornell's funeral after his suicide in MayLinkin Park were in the middle of a tour when news broke of his death

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Nintendo-Themed Air Jordans

From Freaker Sneaks, the kings of custom sneakers have revealled these Retro Gamer Jordans

They're a must have for any gamer...however they cost a few rupees $US1250 ($1,597) a pair,

they have a slick NES colour scheme and cool little touches like Mario labels, a cartridge-shaped Jordan tag and, on the back, pressable D-pad and buttons salvaged from actual NES controllers.

Source Go Nintendo

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Storm, a pup from Long Island, is a new furry superhero joining the ranks if Krypto or Batdog has exploded on social media.

during a chill day at the beach with his owner, Mark Freeley, Storm saw the damzel in distressed and heroically jumped into the water to save a fawn drowning in the water.

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Footage of Emily Blunt in Mary Poppins Returns

Can you believe they're remaking this.

but you never know it might be SUPER FUN

or

I might need a spoonfull of sugar to make this go down

you see what i did there

hahaha

im actually hilarious

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Ed Sheeran deleted his Twitter account on Monday,Can you believe it

The singer got a ton of mixed reactions after a slighlty cringy cameo on the season premiere of Game of Thrones, and like a good guy in Game Of Thrones his Twitter account has mysteriously vanished

video below

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Dark Legacy:Star Wars Film Focusing On The Sith

This masterpiece is called  Dark Legacy its a ten-minute Star Wars fan film focusing on the Sith.

Its pretty dark and gritty with awesome lightsaber effects but the video is super dark, im mean dark as in dark...let me explain because im a fancy man im watching this on a TV but if youre watching this video on anything lover than HD you'll see that the contrast is a little too dark. With this type of starwars fan film you actually see the cooler side of the sith instead of the sith being mindless thugs.

I WANT MORE COOL SITH STUFF bring Darth Maul in or a One Armed, Half Robot, Ninja Sith that rides a Rancor

its worth a watch till the next starwars film comes out.

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Soundwave Tattoos are tattoos with the waveform of your favour song that can be scanned with the specially developed Skin Motion app and listened to in high quality.

looks pretty cool plus its a tattoo with an extra function

Pretty cool concept what song would you get?....i think I'd get this

Founder of Soundwave Tattoos states Nate Siggard, 

while I see if 'Back Door Guests Are Best' looks like it would make a cool tramp stamp:

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Once again Gorillaz are doing what they do best, being unique,multifaceted

and banging!!! HUMANZ

2-D (Vocals/Keys), Murdoc Niccals (Bass Guitar),Russel Hobbs (Percussion) and Noodle (Lead Guitar) are back on point and with perfect form.Their new album HUMANZ comes in a couple formats there are14 tracks on the regular edition, with five more on the deluxe. A Super Deluxe Vinyl Box Set will also contain each of the 14 regular edition tracks on its own piece of vinyl, backed by an alternate version.

from a industry where big fish,copy-cat and bland artists/bands get pushed to the front over unique and different sounds, Gorillaz once again burst out of the ocean like Godzilla breathing their atomic breath of Electro, House, Hip-hop and HARD beats.

A visual representation of how AMAZING this album is

According to a press release, the album was recorded in London, Paris, New York, Chicago, and Jamaica and produced by Gorillaz, Pusha T/John Legend collaborator the Twilite Tone of D /\ P, and Remi Kabaka.A staple of Gorillaz is the amazing collaborations De La Soul, Mavis Staples & Pusha T,Grace Jones and many many more.

AND JUST LOOK AT THE ALBUM ARTWORK

Side note

one of my favourite things that Gorillaz does best is collaborations.

Get an artist to put their own take on a track not just appear as a cameo, its so lame when you see random artist cameo on track

Grab the album

RIGHT HERE

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